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Captain's Crew

A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.
"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."

"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"

"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
by MrTaterCat April 2, 2012
mugGet the Captain's Crewmug.

The Alphabet Crew

Slang for the LGBTQIA+ community that is actually a funny nickname. I actually had to google how many letters it had to write this definition.
Person 1: I'm part of the lgbtqudhfowiuegfoiwg community.
Person 2: Oh you mean the alphabet crew?
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 13, 2023
mugGet the The Alphabet Crewmug.

Crews ya

To flake out or not show up after one has already man plans to do something. To not notify others when canceling plans. Similar to nersh
<#1> I was supposed go do something with Lew yesterday, but he was a no show

<#2> Oh, he crews'd ya
by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 4, 2003
mugGet the Crews yamug.

Daily Crew

A crew of great people in twitter who posts about facts about their favorite things, characters, etc:
Why Daily Crew is the best?
Because they're Daily Crew.
by Urbanraider June 2, 2021
mugGet the Daily Crewmug.

Meet the Crew

timmy:wanna listen to Meet the Crew
jimmy:fuck yea
by raybeez February 12, 2022
mugGet the Meet the Crewmug.

Dirty Crews

To have your girlfriend slip "accidentally" a finger in your butthole
Bro, she was giving me road dome and then, out of nowhere, she dirty crewsed me.
mugGet the Dirty Crewsmug.

cortneys crew

a group that hangs out at starbucks all day using their free wifi and fucking eachother
Those people are such a cortneys crew.
by mkr.11 April 12, 2016
mugGet the cortneys crewmug.

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