Clutch

1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.

2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.

3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.

1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.

1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.

by Ur nans nigga March 6, 2017

Frozen Devils Clutch

After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms

“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

Clutch

toMa is the definition of clutch.

I pulled a toMa before I could hit the ground, it was a good clutch.

by UnyunAllium August 31, 2022

clutching

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.

i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps

by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024

Clutch Nixon

Psycho in heaven, angel in hell.

And to this day, Clutch Nixon's (...) has never again been repeated by mortal man...

by LacℜoiX January 26, 2019

clutch

clutch meanz when yuh do somethin cool that sum 1 else cnt do

mi fren doez a nollie variel kickflip board slide and landz it, i wuld say datz clutch

by thizkidizamazin December 25, 2010

fiscally clutch

If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.

Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.

Jerry: How?

Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.

Jerry: Gang Gang

by IHookitUpfat October 11, 2017