rectal clutch

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out

“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues

by Cheese vault May 24, 2023

Clutch

Something of the form of being cool, awesome or lit.

My Girl came was super clutch when she shot the game winning shot for her team.

by DaddyPineapple December 2, 2017

you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018

Clutch

toMa is the definition of clutch.

I pulled a toMa before I could hit the ground, it was a good clutch.

by UnyunAllium August 31, 2022

clutch

Dirk Nowitzki

Mavericks great Dirk Nowitzki is still clutch, and Twitter loves it. (Dallasnews.com)

Very efficient tonight, yo. (Lebron James)

by FrankDrebin March 9, 2017

clutching

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.

i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps

by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024