geographic card

referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape.

"yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy"

by jim jones yo September 27, 2007

v-card

1.Your virginity
2.Visa

I lost my v-card!
Which one ;)

by 8tb39q4 g March 10, 2020

card puncher

Someone who dates purposely to take someone's v card; also called hit it and quit it.

Stay away from Tom, he's a real card puncher.

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

Scratch card

Any female who wears an amount of make up which covers up her true looks. Usually orange. Thick as two short planks with most of her bodily parts being fake.

"She is a scratchcard, rub off the surface to see what you've won."

Nobody wins on a scratch card.

by greeeg June 26, 2014

Taro cards

A common miss spelling of Tarot cards

Destiny-I'm going to learn to read Taro cards!

Fundie-No your not!

Random all knowing of metaphysical affairs person-Of course not! She is going to learn to read Tarot cards instead.

by The alll knowing basil March 16, 2009

buster card

A hypothetical card that someone plays when they back-out or flake on doing something that they previously indicated they would do.

Dave said he would hang out with us tonight, but ended up playing his buster card and stayed in.

by MajamSTAINZ November 2, 2011

Credit card

Verb.

The act of sliding an object in between cheeks of the buttox. This is a great way to impress girlfriends/wives.

My phone smells like poop because Jim credit carded it.

by 24khoss October 17, 2013