Jaws of Death

someone with braces sucking a dick (and possibly cutting said dick with braves and circumcising it)
I got a free circumcision last night from Heather’s jaws of death!
by ftcalls February 10, 2021
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Jaw Slaw

The cum, semen, or ejaculate (representative of the juice in cole slaw) that rests or is being swisher around in a person's mouth (representative of the mandible or jaw of a human).
JJ then came to an extreme climax like never before and filled LL's mouth to the brim with his insatiable Jaw Slaw, with whom she snowballed it with her girlfriend, and all three collapsed with pleasure and satisfaction.
by jasonjjung76 November 3, 2023
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Lead Jaw

A. When Your mouth fills up with blood and becomes heavy.

B. Rocka Punch to the Jawline, Fill Mouthline with blood and fill like Lead Jaw.
Pub Brawls = Nice Glass or Lead Jaw, Anyway it end with Jaw
by Ben Maximus decimus meridious October 19, 2010
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Jaws the revenge

Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.
Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.
by Tafkag July 4, 2019
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He'd slug your jaw

The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.
Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga
by Big Fat Niggaballs March 26, 2023
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