crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

Crack Slippage

an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.

an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.

Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.

by Chicwa February 26, 2011

crack hack

The cough one develops when smoking too much crack cocaine or similar substance.

That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.

by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017

Crack bitch

A bitch who is high on crack and doesn't give two shits about anything because she's high on crack.

Beth:"Damn Becky! Look at that crack bitch"

crack bitch:"hsiakwkalsjdhrvrhjsks"

by Redcloudstrife May 22, 2016

crack rot

The pattern of tooth decay that comes from smoking crack, typically on the front and canine teeth worse because of the way the pipe fits in your mouth.

Look at that crackhead's grill!

Damn, his teeth have a serious case of crack rot! Your grandma has more teeth than that!

by wilsr1 August 6, 2010

pitbull on crack

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."

Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

la crack

Another name for La Croix mineral water, a very addicting substance.

Dude, I gotta lay of the la crack. I went through a whole case yesterday.

by applebananaorange November 5, 2015