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Tennessee buttmud

This is the worst coffee I've ever tasted what is this Tennessee buttmud?
by robba de gruel December 7, 2003
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Tennessee Mud Butt

When a minority beats up a white trash bigot so badly that the bigot shits his pants. This is most often exhibited in Tennessee and elsewhere in the South where hatred against non white, heterosexual, Christians is common and minorities eventually get tired of being harassed by ignorant hillbillies.
Timmy, an inbred Tennessee native, did not know any better than to call his 6'5 black neighbor a nigger. One would think he learned his lesson after the neighbor broke his noise and beat him so badly that Timmy ruined his best pair of trousers with Tennessee Mud Butt. Unfortunately for Timmy, he like most people from Tennessee are so stupid that this was the 3rd time that month that he had started a fight with a minority only to end up with Tennessee Mud Butt.
by KelleyRoss August 11, 2009
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Tenner

Zack: i have a small dick dude

Denver: Shut up dude, you have a Tenner.
by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012
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tennessee sledgehammer

when one hits someone as hard as they possibly can fuckalation
i'm about to have to give that dude the old tennessee sledgehammer
by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005
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Tennessee Moustache

When someone lays a turd across the top lip of another person. Often used as a sexual act. May be altered as some prefer to lay their Penis across the top lip of their partner.
by Fred H March 5, 2009
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soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.
I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.
by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008
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Tennessee Elegy

noun, countable
used in Japanese BBSs to refer to a sad message which will be deleted by the poster to conceal his own jibaku; named after a JET from Tennessee, USA
Dai: Jibaku? Are you deleting all of your messages again? Yes or No?!
David: It's strange that the keyboard automatically and repeatedly types characters, "paranoia nutter looney."
Dai: Give your answer to the simple question.
David: The OS displays a Delete button and not Yes and No buttons in any dialogbox. Why does the mouse click on a Delete button automatically?
Dai: ... Tennessee Elegy. Dance a waltz!
by Amamo-chan January 1, 2006
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