Tapes

Adjective: extremely bad; completely worthless or hopelessly ineffective
1) I went to the new Bond movie, No Time To Die,with my girlfriend but left halfway through as it was tapes
2) "How was your KFC?"
"Well, the chicken was good but the potato and gravy was taaaapes"
by Toonkiwi November 11, 2021
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Tapes

Adjective. Something that is not very good (its shit)
This football game is tapes. I'd rather shove a pineapple up my arse. Tapes.
by Toonkiwi March 07, 2020
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Fart tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!
by electricalparade June 07, 2024
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Fart Tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is rewound and played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just played our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts in a row!
by electricalparade June 07, 2024
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chilly tape

cold song that makes you freeze with surprise because of how good it is.
“have you listen to deans chilly tape yet?”
“nah let me take a listen.”
holy shi-
by mitchboy444 November 10, 2020
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PP Tape

Athletic tape, more durable and comfortable than duct tape. It is used on male athletes while competing on athletic sports fields. (i.e., turf fields, tennis courts.) It is applied to the athletes genitals and preferred thigh to prevent burn and irritation.
Athletic Trainer: The turf is pretty tough out there. You want me to apply some PP tape for you?
Male Athlete: Oh thank God! Yes, please do. I don't need any injuries down there. Left thigh please.
by athlete helper May 19, 2010
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electric scotch tape

When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.
Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!
by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013
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