Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 06, 2018

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Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

by shreky daddy August 07, 2018

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by Harrisonsamug May 20, 2021

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I love spinning tapes

by sk8r28 May 20, 2021

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a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful

‘what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’

by chickenfiddles August 02, 2021

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Something you use to tape stuff

Why did you put tape on my penis?

by BigCheezy45 March 05, 2021

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An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.

Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.

by gogojuke June 19, 2017

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