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Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.
by integrandpiano December 24, 2018
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taking a fuck

When you give so few fucks about something, that you actually start to take fucks instead.
Person 1: Do you even give a fuck?
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.
by Hurricane Irma November 27, 2017
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take it to the club

This shit is getting too hot....let's take it to the club.
by backrow50 January 13, 2018
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take mop

seize the means of production.

seize: take
means of production: MoP
worker 1: Wow, our job sucks.
worker 2: Take mop?
worker 1: Hahaha. Yes, comrade.
by Vykrij August 6, 2020
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Taking Bodies

Killing people, usually certain people who have disrespected you or your group. Taking bodies = taking lives.
This nigga tryna fuck with me and my group. Hell nah, we taking bodies.
by Mealjoee November 7, 2016
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Take a Vik

The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.
Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"
by UrbanGirlInFL December 30, 2010
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Taking a hoot

Verb

When a Canadian gamer is going to take a bong rip in between matches for an unspecified and irregular amount of time.
"Hey man I'm Taking a hoot real quick"

*leaves for 35 years*
by iTheDenfinerrr December 1, 2022
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