I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.
My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
by thorass March 24, 2011
Get the Taint Slammug. "Holy crap! Jacob just tried to lick that cat's butthole but he missed and licked it's auxiliary taint instead! Brutal!"
by Rufus Spivens August 13, 2012
Get the auxiliary taintmug. A hand or face towel used to polish up the rectal area after leaving a sloppy wet stinker in the toilet.
guy 1: Fuck it! What is this brown stain on my face towel?
guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.
guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.
by Jag Joke March 2, 2009
Get the taint ragmug. A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.
"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"
"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"
"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"
by Mr. Shits on the run August 18, 2011
Get the Taint Burgermug. The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.
Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."
Dave: "That's awesome."
Dave: "That's awesome."
by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011
Get the taint-paintermug. Similar to the grundle of dawn; the taint of dawn comes just prior to the ass crack of dawn. The taint of dawn is between the hours of 3am - 5am, and only applies when you must wake up between these hours.
I had to wake up at the taint of dawn to catch my flight.
Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!
Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!
by Maddog and J'Rod January 11, 2009
Get the Taint of Dawnmug. by Fuzzy Archer November 8, 2009
Get the quaint taintmug.