Cocoa Surprise

when a person shits so hard that their large intestine pops out!

ooh-wee! i just i just pulled a cocoa surprise!

by GC BLAKK October 9, 2008

Pittman surprise

The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!

I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!

by Heat seeker September 6, 2021

james surprise

When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.

Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not

by Theredbullet May 24, 2017

Sink Surprise

When you wake up after a night out to find someone took a shit in your sink

Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: Totally, I gave Ellis a sink Surprise last night!

by Moenrtostatlaue February 18, 2018

Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018

magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.

sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.

by victoria-00 November 20, 2006

Bukkake Surprise

Pulling out before ejaculation and surprising your partner with a facial.

Jackie was uncooperative and was promptly administered a Bukkake Surprise

by Teapot2 July 25, 2014