Pounding the devil’s support beam

Beating your dick

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!

by MunchiesX October 17, 2020

Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023

discord support

"support" its actually not support. go to discord feedback and see all the angry posts from users where technicians just close their tickets. its so garbage its not even support

my account got taken down, i asked discord support, and they just closed my ticket and didnt even answer my question

by 584940493395874392034839394 December 8, 2024

Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.

Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Women supporting women

Renita and Amadela

Renita and Amadela are the text book definition of women supporting women

by Peepeheehehhege January 30, 2023

service support specialist

A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.

"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"

by specialist123 August 24, 2017