Turns off Stove

This phrase is used when one is so attracted to someone else that they would give up food for them.

Boy 1: Holy shizzle she's lookin fine.
Boy 2: Get some.
*eye contact*
Boy 1 & 2: Turns off stove

Girl 1: He. Just. Took. Off. His. Shirt.
Girl 2: Turns off stove

by The_thee_theee April 2, 2017

stoned

A slang definition of the state of intoxication achived by the consumtion of the narcotic "Cannabis" (THC)

"I stayed up all night smoking dope, i got well stoned"

by Mush-beer July 25, 2003

stovepipe

A modified dutch oven. When a couple lays in bed and one of them farts and lifts the covers to allow the smell to flow toward their heads.

"My girlfriend and I were laying in bed when she farted and stovepiped me."

by binkocd April 2, 2010

Way too Stoked

to be totally stoked

wayy to stoked for that tropicana orange juice!!

by Dean in da hizousse September 25, 2003

stove pipe

when you take a really big, one-piece, shit that sticks out of the water in the toilet.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Stove up

Stove or Stoved up.
A rural Northwest saying that means Sick, ill, tired or injured, especially during winter. to the extent that all a person can do is put more wood in the stove in order to stay warm.

Joe is all stove up with a bad chest cold, I should go check on him and cut him some wood.

by mountain dude January 24, 2014

phone stoned

talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.

getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.

by Gravy Licker April 16, 2008