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straight white male

1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual

2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)
Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"
by verygentlemen December 23, 2021
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straight raver

adj. One who participates in 'raves' without being under the influence of rave popular narcotics such as ecstasy or speed, surprisingly these people may also be able to 'rave till the sun comes up'
These people are not usally protesting against the use of rave favorite narcotics merely have one of the following;
a) parents who perform drug tests upon that persons return home;
b) a heart condition or other organ disfunctions;
c) has no money for that particular month/week

aka; straight-edge raver, clean raver, all-natural-energy-high
'Boy that guy's been goin' all night, what did he pop/snort?'
"Nothin' bra, he's a straight raver."
'Damn Yall!'
by zulto August 21, 2003
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straight Davin' it

Anything pertaining to or comprised of "chock full of nuts".
"Roberts what is your deck made out of?"

"Compressed 1978 chock full of nuts 4th brew"

"Damn you sure are straight Davin' it!"
by Liketha Gaydeer October 9, 2005
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Straight cigarette

A fag that is not a roll up. It is what you buy in a box and is already made.
I got some straight cigarettes in the shop. I don't like roll ups.
by CN&B September 22, 2017
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straightedge

A ruler, or something that can be used to draw straight lines.
"Does anyone have a straightedge? I need to do my Geometry homework."
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Queer Pole for Straight Hole

"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"
by ankur vakil December 18, 2005
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Straight for Pay

A marriage between a homosexual male and a lesbian female (or in rare instances, a homosexual/lesbian marriage to a heterosexual opposite sex partner). This arrangement is not an arrangement for love, but rather, for the benefits (e.g. tax breaks, military benefits, adoption privileges, social standing etc.) associated with the union. These arrangements occur because of the lack of equal marriage in the United States. It reinforces the concept of the "sanctity" of marriage because it is between a man and a woman ("sanctity" is a synonym for bullshit)
Person 1: "Dude, Jon and Gina are going to get married soon, what kind of fabulous gifts are you going to get them?"
Person 2: "Wtf? They're getting married? But Jon is super gay and Gina is a diaper dyke...how is that possible"
Person 1: "No bro its just straight for pay. They have to do it because the government and Christians say that they can't marry who they really love, but they need the benefits of marriage"
Person 2: "That fucking sucks dude. That's so breeder. Fucking Hetero bitches"
by HaoleChaser6969 June 9, 2009
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