Super Squirrel

1.An extremely idotic open person who dedicated their life to humiliate themselves to see who would vote for them.

2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.

With a green cape tied around his neck with jeans and a yellow t-shirt, the Super Squirrel shouted these word while jumping onto a cafateria table "SUPER SQUIRREL FOR PRESIDENT!!! VOTE FOR ME!!!"

"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"

by lovemaster13 January 5, 2009

grease squirrel

A socially akward fool, who is prone to putting a variety lipids (fatty oils) into his/her hair. Beware these grease squirrels they tattle on their friends, and stalk those who do not ward them off when they first meet them. More often than not they have b.o. and like ketchup.

Hey RJ, that grease squirrel thinks he has t1 armor on and wants to have a gun fight with his mayonnaise gun.

That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.

I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.

by Letum1984 October 22, 2009

Under squirrel

It is a better and funnier word for underscore. It was created by an accident while in class. Now the word just sticks. so when you go to push the dash button, it is now referred to as the under squirrel button.

A: where is the dash button
E: it is the same button as the under squirrel button lol

by Anglez333 December 14, 2011

Electric squirrel

A squirrel that is electrified on a wire. This usually indicates that the squirrel is stupid or unlucky. Calling someone an electric squirrel can cause pain that lasts decades.

I was so mad at my brother that I called him an electric squirrel.

by BeachTSLwater September 16, 2018

to squirrel

the verb "to squirrel" means to put your testicles in another person's mouth completely, making that person look like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts.

testicles in the mouth

I thought her to squirrel.
She or he gave me a squirrel last night.

by Uvatav Ekim January 16, 2020

seven pound squirrel

A huge quaff of hair around a woman's vagina that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.

My lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as I ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel I thought I might drown.

by The Dick December 9, 2013

squirret

combination of squirrel and parrot,a person who gathers other peoples info stores it and then blurts it out, in completely the wrong order

someone who steals a joke then tells it all wrong, the squirret stole my joke

by scrindlebeeper February 11, 2009