He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.
by Replicant84 April 21, 2016
When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.
Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop
February 13, 2009
The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.
by beef nugget February 23, 2016
You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.
Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!
by GrandeAngus February 28, 2016
verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.
It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?
You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010
Kelly: I'm 13 and he's 15 so why can't we date?
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.
by GirlWithAlotOfDrama November 23, 2016
When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.
by El dudarino Lebowski April 13, 2016