wooden spoon

A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.

Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.

by hack314 February 13, 2007

Spooning chips

Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.

I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.

by Focca July 14, 2011

poon spoon

spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption

Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.

by aankie April 22, 2007

Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017

Spoon in the Road

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood

"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"

by EMF0X June 7, 2018

Verbal Spoon

An intense deep and meaningful conversation that has the emotional equivalent to an intimate spooning session.

M81: that was a great chat!

M82: yeah, best verbal spoon I've had in ages!

by Zing111 July 4, 2016

pre-spoon

Sitting or being right on top of some one else with clothes on and at the point right before sex in which you debate whether or not you have condoms.

" She wanted to eat my sausage but i needed to pre-spoon before we did."

by jehgduoeg May 15, 2015