prison spoon

When you're eating a brown bag lunch only to realize you didn't bring something to eat with and you fashion a device to eat with out of something else.

"I had to make a prison spoon out of a piece of a plastic dixie cup after I realized I didn't bring anything to eat my lunch with."

by DeutscheBagelow May 12, 2009

wooden spoon

A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.

Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.

by hack314 February 13, 2007

poon spoon

spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption

Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.

by aankie April 22, 2007

Spooning chips

Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.

I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.

by Focca July 14, 2011

Spoon Bang

When you're too ashamed to look the person you're banging in the eye. The modern day paper bag.

"She's not that cute but I would spoon bang her." - Guy

by a-lex May 16, 2014

spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.

Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.

by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 24, 2014

smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015