shitty kitty

"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.

"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"

"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."

by Millard Killmore October 11, 2008

Rip a Shitty

To fart. Can be applied to a shart or hershey squirt.

Man, after eating all those tacos last night, I was ripping shitties all the way back to my house.

Man, I got to rip a shitty.

by Atomism July 6, 2009

shittypants switchypants

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

by German Shyster May 24, 2007

Shitty

Simply a U-turn made while in a vehicle.

"We missed our turn, we need to whip a shitty!"

by Lateralus_923 October 29, 2009

spitting dragon

When you're fucking your girl from behind, say you're gunna cum on her back... instead, spit on her back, and when she turns around, let it go all up in her face...

Yeah.. she got hit by my spitting dragon...

by SwiftyMcFay March 16, 2004

Spittin Bars

A musical term associated with rap music. Rappers would usually recite a 16 bar verse before the hook of a song. The term has now been redefined to describe the manner in which certain individuals engage in conversation.

'I saw this one chick bruv and she was serious....yeh man i was there for time just spittin bars'

by Donis July 14, 2006

fire flame spitter

An individual who has an enormous bank roll and can afford to light stogies and cigarettes with money (usually a $100 bills). The person in reference usually has a ridiculous lifestyle... mansion(s), whip(s), island(s), private security, etc...

Person 1 (rolls up in an custom Bugatti and hands a $100 bill to the valet): "Keep it in the shade"
Person 1 then pulls out a stogie and lights it with another $100 bill.
Valet 1 to Valet 2: "Damn, dude's a fire flame spitter"

Examples:
• Rick Ross
• Lil' Wayne
• 50 Cent
• Birdman

by randomguywhoknows January 9, 2011