Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

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kite-spitting

It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying

Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree

by veins April 05, 2010

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I am in a vibe *spits* rn

by z32Dark April 28, 2020

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The line of bodily fluids that attach when you eat or kiss someone

We had a passionate kiss but when I pulled away there was a spit train

by Choochoo2 October 03, 2018

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The feeling of one masturbating when they are too young to produce cum but it feels like they are cumming

by Napa313 February 16, 2018

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The term used when your penis gets aggressively wet by any means.

"Bro, the salivary gland on my dick won't stop running!"
"Damn, dude, that's real spit-dickery right there"

by ThiccNiggasInc. February 06, 2021

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Her vagina was so dry , we had to get some Hooker Spit.

by Dickharry September 25, 2021

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