Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Don’t Drop The Soap

Dropping the soap in prison is a big no no. 3 Big Men will come behind you are start clapping your cheeks in the shower.

Black guy: Don’t Drop The Soap Now.

*Drops it*

*claps cheeks*

by www.deeznuts.org December 6, 2023

man soap

a single universal cleaning solutuion used in place of dish soap, laundry detergent, shampoo, and body wash. Often, its one of those items substitued for the other when the bottle runs out.

Looks like I'm out of laundry detergent, time to get out the man soap. Hand me the shampoo will you?

by soapyguy February 23, 2011

soap blister

its where soap stays in water for a long period of time gets soft and easy to break. annoying as hell.

"I left some soap in water now its got a soap blister."

by The Anti Shawty February 27, 2023

Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

soaps dad

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did you mean milk?

by furrykitty July 3, 2022

Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.

Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*

by LegitimateUD January 8, 2020