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Candace is the sister of Phineas and Ferb.
Rumor has it Candace was a thot and caused the death of Phineas and Ferbs death which is the reason why the show doesn’t air anymore
Phineas & Ferb: Hey Candace

Candace: Candace nuts fit in your mouth (Can deez nuts fit in your mouth)
*Phineas & Ferb dies*
by Therealjojosiwa December 13, 2018

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Person 1: Hey Candace!
Person 2: Candace what?
Person 1: Candance (can•deez) nuts fit in your mouth
Don’t let this distract u the fact that phineas and ferb was in production in 1991 candace
via giphy
by Therealjojosiwa September 16, 2018

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Shook is a YouTuber skai in disguised shook only follows skinnies that right 🤠 thick sisterhood is dying and is rare breed now skai (aka shook) is a combination of slim thick @shook.yt
@shook.yt
Stream queen y’all #shook shooked
by Therealjojosiwa September 16, 2018

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don’t drop the soap in prison
Once upon there was a pedo called Tekashi (aka 6ix9ine) *6ix9ine gets 40 year sentence*
One day 6ix9ine decided to take a shower
6ix9ine: NIBBAS iffy uh blicky got the stuffy uh
*drops soap*
Soap getting SLIPPY uh inmates got that drippy uh prison feeling the dicky uh
by Therealjojosiwa December 13, 2018

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