shocker

two in the pink one in the stink

If all else fails give that bit$h the SHOCKER!!!!

by robwestcoast September 28, 2006

socker

Usually referring to the anus, although in rare circumstances can be defined as vagina.

Harry stuck his dick right into the socker.

Fred, being a bit tipsy, accidentally inserted himself into the socker.

by John July 4, 2004

self shocker

Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.

That toiletpaper is so thin I just got a self shocker.

by Justin S February 7, 2005

shocker

Two in the pinky one in the stinky.

Wait you arent going to do the shocker on me are you?

by Kerr July 22, 2008

Jerry Shocker

Jerry Garcia was missing his middle finger.
So two in butt one in vagina.

See Shocker...

So two in butt one in vagina.

by Dr. Krak June 10, 2006

Slacker Sack

A laptop bag or messenger bag being used as a back pack.

Its hard to fit all these books into my Slacker Sack.

by the_toad September 24, 2005

big socker

when two gay men stick their weinies in their partners eye.

tanner- oh jake i love you man.

jake- i love you too tanskie.

tanner- i love you so much i wanna give you a big socker.

jake- right here and now baby. right here and effing now.

by moll-e January 24, 2009