lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

White Snaking

When you take a caulking gun and stuff the nozzle in your anus and then shoot the gun so it fills up you rectal cavity with caulking from the gun. Then you shit it out and it resembles a white snake.

Man did you hear about Jerry last night? He was caught white snaking in the bathroom.

by Jared The Parrot November 21, 2023

Smd(shaking my dick)

A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.

Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

OR

Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?

by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023

Shamrock Shaking

when a male dips his genitalia inside a shamrock shake and a female licks in off.

i went shamrock shaking yesterday with betsy

by Betsy Lover February 12, 2024

Shamrock Shaking

when a male puts his genitalia inside of a shamrock shake and a female licks it off of the males privates.

Bro i went shamrock shaking with the freshmen yesterday.

by Betsy Lover February 12, 2024

Drain Snaking

The act of inserting an object akin to a drain cleaner or piece of barbed wire (like the “snake” that comes with a bottle of Drain-O) as deep as you can into your urethra, then pulling it out as hard as you can, almost as if you were starting a lawnmower.

I had to go to the hospital last weekend because I was drain snaking too hard.

by I Am The One Who Munts April 17, 2024

Messy Slaying

Messy Marv, a rapper who gained vast acclaim in the 90s, routinely included the word "messy" in his lyrics to affectionately describe individuals with a tendency to behave in an amusing manner that some may classify as unruly, dramatic, or controversial.

In the 70s and 80s, the word "slay" was redefined to describe and encourage people "killing it" with their moves and physical appearance on the dance floor.

The two were combined to create a term entitled "messy slaying" which translates to someone who is so attractive or successful in their endeavors that it sparks drama, incites mass controversy, or draws attention.

Girl, you messy slaying in that outfit, you not goin home alone tonight.

by thatdudewithadoggo December 17, 2024