spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge January 25, 2016

spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka March 15, 2016

spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r January 07, 2016

Shine Boy

In the motorcycle world, a shine boy or shine girl is someone who's gear completely matches in color while also matching the color of their bike. The only exclusion to this rule is when it comes to matte black gear and matte black bikes as the color black doesn't technically shine and matte colors even less so.

"Look at you!....riding an orange KTM with all orange gear!...'Team Orange Shine Boy' for sure!"

by dmulk November 21, 2018

shine somebody on

Agree with them, to make them feel they are correct, to give a faux compliment

One way to get another person's inheritance is to shine somebody on .

by dsashsrs November 19, 2017

shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."

Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!

by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

wine and shine

When Donna drinks wine in the classiest way possible while in the shower.

"EW YOU JUST GOT YOUR FOOT JUICE ON ME. I'M GONNA GO WINE AND SHINE!!!!!"

by PRINCESS FOOT JUICE December 21, 2013