sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019

shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth

Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.

by CTuggie September 30, 2015

shart slurper

one who slurpes shart

you fucking shart slurping cunt!

so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.

by danny mcfart April 2, 2022

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

Speed and Shart

To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.

Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.

by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009

shart tart

an exclamatory expression or an insult. literally meaning shart in a tart.

awww shart tart!
or
sarah quit being such a shart tart.

by shartytarttarthead6987 May 13, 2011

bull shart

To call ones bluff;

To express disapproval;

A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.

"I got an F on that math test?? That's bull shart!"

"Ah, bull sharts!

by sjk88 October 7, 2010