Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:

"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "

by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009

shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

shag

What lewis does to georges sexy mum

Maria: Lewis do u want to shag
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang

Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly

by HDcutz August 13, 2023

Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023

Shag and Dip

The Acts Of Jack S

Everyone know who Shag and Dip is right?

by TheDefinester May 13, 2025

Shag

1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.

James will shag ava.

by LilMoxxie March 4, 2022

Shag

- someone who made the plans but they don’t follow through with it themselves.

or
-someone who agreed with plans but doesn’t follow through.

“Wow gang, you gon shag me like that?”
“You shagged me getting game last night”
“I thought we was supposed to (get fried/go out), you shagged gang”
“Merch you real sog”

by nonameplate September 13, 2022