ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse

Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.

Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!

by Trail head girl October 14, 2022