Two Second Dave

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

by Luke R April 14, 2008

Godwin's Second Law

"Anyone who uses 'woke' as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead."

The law was coined in a 2022 tweet by Mike Godwin.

Person 1: Did they seriously have to make the main character gay? This is forced diversity. I'm tired of all the rampant wokeness in modern media.
Person 2: Godwin's Second Law. You lose.

by PersonWhoExists50306 November 27, 2022

Second Life

A virtual world created by a company based out of California known as Linden Labs. The world takes the form of a collection of "sims" owned by players which cost an amount of rent to LL per month. Each sim is based off of a physical server at LL headquarters. In-world money, known as lindens can be exchanged to real world money (most world currencies) and it is this fact that makes Second Life so successful. Unlike other MMOGs (massive multiplayer online games), Second Life offers the opportunity for the acquisition of real world profit.

I just got rich selling virtual shit that doesn't even do anything on Second Life.

by SLBusinessOwnerPwnedYou April 28, 2009

Sconds

The style of wearing a sandals with socks. Not the tourist style, the style of one who is too lazy to put on shoes in the morning so goes to school wearing sandals with socks.

Yo Luis, I was too lazy today to wear shoes, so I threw on my Sconds.

by Dorville June 8, 2007

Orchid Park Secondary School

This school boh budget de, a lot of the yp and xmms somemore ah. MOE please give more money to this school ty

Orchid Park Secondary School no budget one, sucks too.

by cheebai kia August 21, 2021

Second Banana

1) A Sidekick, a subordinate
2) See also: Malka

"Holy peeled fruit, Batman! I didn't realize I was your Second Banana!" Robin exclaimed while cruising in the Batmobile.

Malka needs her own identity: most people regard her solely as Shana and/or Sasi's Second Banana.

by Sasi G. December 14, 2008

Second Brain

Thinking with your dick and not you Head. Usually leading to bad decisions and great stories to tell, if you survive.

Fred: woah she is really drunk alex maybe i should call a cab for her..
Alex(using his second brain): No its ok man she could stay at my place

Next Day
Alex: omg! my dick has spots on it

by ISPYUTOO? February 28, 2010