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scoopie

damn, originated from pooper scooper also meaning damn
SCOOPIE i dropped my banana
by bryan w May 28, 2004
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Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.
Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight
by Sugar81 April 26, 2008
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aquarius and scorpio

this zodiac couple will definitely have bumps in the road. They are both really conservative and laid back, which makes them perfect together. these signs being both determined and stubborn, they see that in each other and respect that in each other. you find each others individuality fierce, appealing, and interesting. letting this couple to encourage each other to reach their dreams. also leaving time for the less serious things too. :)
that aquarius and scorpio must be a tough but determined couple
by kdot:) September 5, 2021
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The Scoops

Something that is great, better than two scoops of Raisin Bran.
That movie was good. Better than expected. It was The Scoops in my opinion.
by Terry Bad Ice February 15, 2018
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scope

Verb; The act of checking out a girl.

Is usually spoken aloud to alert others to the presence of a smokin hot girl.

When spoken aloud is in the plural form, scopes.
Phil: SCOPES!!!

Tyler: Where?!

Phil: Katelyn!

Tyler: oh sweet jesus... thats an ass from heaven man.
by johnny bravo the third April 20, 2010
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scoop

Slang term for GHB, an illegal drug.
Overheard in the classroom: "I know what you about to do tonight... scoop!"
by The M Rock December 26, 2010
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scoop

Derogatory equivalent of "chink" for Western eyes from Eastern perspective. The eyes are so deeply indented that that area looks scooped out using an ice cream scoop perhaps as God made Man with clay.

What's that saying in church..... God made Blacks because He fell asleep during cooking and accidentally overcooked them in the oven. Hence so much turmoil and tribulation throughout Black history as if God abandoned them. God made Whites because He got impatient and undercooked them. That's why Whites have stereotypical superiority complex - a way to overcompensate for inadequacies i.e. being undercooked. God made Asians because He cooked them just right - was attentive during cooking. That's why they're stereotypically wise beyond their years - fully developed. When a kid comes from loving parents/God, there's no need to strive to impress others or to push yourself; you're happy and content where you are. Turtling becomes your nature. Instead of conquering the world like British Empire to overcompensate for being undercooked, you focus on leisure activities such as fireworks and printing press because you already have everything in your Middle Kingdom.

Scoop: like Scooby Doo's big nose - stereotypical Western nose.

Also, synonym for "spook" since Whites are so pale that they look dead like walking corpses or ghosts.

What Whites call Blacks in America are what Chinese call Whites in China: spooks/ghosts, monkeys etc. Monkeys in China have yellow fur or blond hair.
Person 1: Hey Chinkie
Person 2: Hey Scoopie
Person 1: What's cracking?
Person 2: Your skin, under the sun, for being undercooked. Don't blame me. Blame God, the master chef.

Who's that scoop who thinks he's azn? The boy is as white as they cum.

Vampires are white people because their skin burns in daylight.
Werewolves are black people because like in the films/books, they're animalistic and enslaved by vampires.
Humans are Asians.
by ScoopSpookedScoobyDoo November 26, 2011
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