stoney stoned

Stoned to the next power. Only attainable by being stoned in the first place.

"Yo are you stoned man?"
"No bro, I'm stoney stoned."
"Right on."

by Stoney Stoned March 27, 2009

stoned

brain scramble

oh my god im STONED!!!!!!!!!!

by Karl Jackson September 16, 2003

stoned

the feeling one gets after smoking the marijuanapots; usually involving hunger, happiness, and occasional redeye

he was probably off getting stoned on those reefers

by bakedlobster September 8, 2010

Scone

To make contact with someone in a sexual manner, but with more public appeal. Scone prounounced as in Cone.

"We are going to scone later" Suggesting the idea of sexual contact through the word scone.

by mtwini09 October 28, 2010

scwned

A clever combination of schooled and owned

Dude you just got scwned!

by phatqao July 6, 2007

Stoned

All 72 of the other definitions do apply by circumbstance or situation of using various drugs including marijuana, alcohol, any one of the illegal drugs including amphetimines, LSD, cocaine, crack or what ever drug is popular with an age group but at the same time used to define your own state of mind do to all the causes above but can include extreme exhaustion. However some people maybe 'stoned' by those definitions but otherwise act normal.

I am so stoned it was gospel", "I was stoned silly but no one could tell", "Used eyedrops to hide the redness but no one could tell i was stoned

by Urban Sage June 28, 2011

Stoned

1. when high, usually high with marijuana.
2. The highest rating you can give something

1. Donald seems really stoned today.
2. that movie last night was stoned.

by Urfaaace January 2, 2017