Sausage Good

When something is as good as a big, hard juicy cock, one can state that it is “sausage good”

That cake is so good, it makes wet. It’s sausage good.

Girl, you in that dress? It’s sausage good.

by SexyKlutz November 17, 2018

sausage spin

A gay guy riding a cock while his penis is going in circles

Sausage spin means a penis spins while having sex

by Meme Women January 31, 2018

SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!

Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!

by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008

sausage invasion

items needed: toothpick/popsicle sticks, sausages/hot dogs, maple syrup, condoms

put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody's lawn.

after giving one of her students an F on the quiz yesterday, Ms. Halls woke up to a sausage invasion.

by trojan-man November 9, 2009

sausage texter

a straight male who texts another straight male strictly for a converstaion or to just "talk".

Dylan: Hey buddy :)

Jake: Dude are you serious?

Dylan: What do you mean? :(

Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.

by Jim Richalds. September 16, 2009

Bunnings Sausage

A sexual encounter between 2 or more adult males in the car park of a Bunnings Warehouse.

What'd you get up to Sunday? "Just had a Bunnings Sausage with a guy from Grindr

by Urik Hunt July 10, 2016

Walking Sausage

A walking sausage is a girl resembling a sausage. Usually found on a couch with a gatorade, wearing a push-up bra.

"You look like a walking sausage"
"Go drink some gatorade, walking sausage"

by coolerthanmrt February 7, 2010