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sanding pinocchio

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.
by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008
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sand possum

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.
Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.
by cornbear June 27, 2017
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Jesus Sand

The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.

It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".

Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".

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by Tod1232 June 27, 2015
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Sand rats

A rat that blends into the sand and runs around. Explains many sand mysteries. You must feed them or they will get you.
Girl: let’s go to the beach!
Me: no! The sand rats might get us!
by Rat educator June 29, 2021
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Sand marlin

The giant fish that you hook but never land
Caught a massive sand marlin...

It could of been a rock that snaps your line, but who can prove it.
by Sandmarlin August 17, 2018
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sand blastin

The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.
Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦
by Punnymuthalikr December 31, 2016
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Sand Friend

See Sand Nigger - for use in front of other people.
by No Salad December 31, 2020
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