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Robert Pattinson

The prime example of how a physically unattractive, unhygenic guy can be adored by millions of females simply for playing a heartthrob character in a movie that became phenomenally popular.
Ugly guys who are desperate to get laid are envious of Robert Pattinson.
by twilight? December 14, 2009
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Robert Ambrozy

Robert Ambrozy: *Moonwalk*
by AdamtheJobin February 18, 2010
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Robert Blake

The actor who is now on trial for murdering his wife.
by bigtones January 18, 2005
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Robert Pattinson

Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Me: No

Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.

Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.

Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.

Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.

Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
by ihaterobertpattinson September 20, 2009
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dirty robert

fucking a girl in the ass while she's passed out with mono
last night i needed some so i pulled a dirty robert
by bobby t April 24, 2005
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Emma Robertson

Absoloutly gorgeous in every way possible! Not So bright! but got a good heart! shes a great friend and very popular (with lads) and girls. everyone lovers her including herself But then again who wouldn't!

LUCKY BYAAATCH
Whooooooooooooooooooo
'that girl is so emma Robertson'

'i would love to be like emma robertson'
by ShiShiShaSha December 25, 2007
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Robert Pattinson

An amazing, talented, gorgeous British actor who is probably best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but is likely to become even more well-known since he is set to play Edward Cullen in the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling novel, Twilight.
Rob fan #1: Isn't Robert Pattinson the sex bomb?

Rob fan #2: I know, right?!
by Twilighter February 23, 2008
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