Road Sled

A long, shitty car that is low to the ground and bottoms out even on flat, straight surfaces usually from lack of working shock absorbers. It sometimes is accompanied by mismatched tires, and doors. Also duct tape, and bungee cords may be visible. The car will most likely be traveling to Walmart, or an auto parts flea market.

Damn dude! Did you see that road sled just pass us?

by dickhole44 November 16, 2015

Road Hit

Smoking a hit of weed as you/right before you leave.

I took a Road Hit before I hit the road!

by TheFiend138 April 12, 2016

road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

down the road

A phrase, often used in rural dialect, that lets people know your not from the city but from a suburban or rural area relative to your current urban location.

I was born in Atlanta but raised down the road.

by WhoGotTheKeys September 17, 2020

road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!

Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!

by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017

Road Hoagie

Another word for road kill or street meat.

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?

by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017

Road bev

An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.

Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.

by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017