App store depression

When a week or two go by where nothing seems interesting to download on the iTunes app store.

Dude, we're totally in an app store depression, there's no good apps!

by Foxman595 January 11, 2010

The Great Depression

The Great Depression, also known as 8th Grade, is the most edgy year of someone's life. From this point on, you will only go down hill into the memes and tumblr pages. You WILL tell your parents that gaming is not a phase, and that "I need to be experimental like everyone else". You will also start to do what you think is cool amongst High Schoolers, but is really only done by the typical Sophomore Stoners who always sneak out of class to go to the Sophomore Juul Room. That's about it. That's The Great Depression.

Typical 8th grader being edgy: "I just can't be happy anymore.... **typing a noose**"
Another 8th grader being edgy: "Do it u wont"

High Schooler who already went through the phase: "Aaah, I can already see The Great Depression rising in their eyes."

by Kiakyu March 21, 2019

Depression

A state of mind that causes one's view of themselves and/or their surroundings to be degrading towards themselves. might be caused by a chemical imballance in the brain, but not always. Almost every person goes through a depressed state, but those who reside in depression more often than not must seek medical attention and counseling. If one person is depressed, it is advised to help them in any way you can. It will be greatly appreciated by the person, as it will give them a reason to go on, and it will give them a person to fall back on when they become depressed once again

Person1: Please....help me.....
Person2: *hugs and comforts person1*

by Boxymoron February 15, 2005

depression boner

Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner

For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed

by tanner the poor pooch March 21, 2017

depressionist

Highly functioning person with depression

One of my finely tuned skills is being the happiest functioning depressionist you’ve ever met.

by Nicolaolly February 10, 2021

Winter Depression

A person who gets more irratable or sad in the Winter because they don't like snow or cold.

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Guy 1: I don't get why my girlfriends been sadder than normal. She's been pregnant for a month now and she was so happy at first, but ever since winter just started, she's been sadder.

Guy 2: Aww, I don't know...Maybe she just has a case of WINTER DEPRESSION. Obviously, she can't be PMSing.

Guy 1: Ya you're probably right about having Winter Depression.

Guy 2: I mean have you been in any recent fights with her?

Guy 1: Nothing recent.

Guy 2: Then you've got nothing to worry about

by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010

Pre-Potter-Depression

The sad moments that come before reading the 7th book because everyone has already spoiled the deaths.

I got Pre-Potter-Depression after Shannon told me who all died.

by jkjrfkej August 9, 2007