Patch kit mentality

The act of fixing a problem for the short term when in the long run you will end up needing to spend more time and money to fix a larger problem.

A: Why are there weird lines down the middle of the road?

B: The city thought it was a good idea to pave the road without spending the money to pull up the trolly tracks first.

A: This is killing my car. Fucking patch kit mentality!

by LittleMissBitch June 23, 2011

Pitchina

The vagina that shows up where your chest and arm meet.

Ugh...so many strapless wedding gowns just enhance your pitchina.

by KMH916 June 11, 2013

patchroulette

When every time your software is patched or updated, random and surprising things are added, subtracted, fixed and broken.

Every few weeks we play patchroulette with the new Gran Turismo 6 automatic updates.

by arashir January 28, 2014

patch buddy

An IT activity that drives Rob the SQL guy crazy.

What in the heck is a patch buddy?

by StonewallJKrantz September 19, 2017

Pitch dark

A barbaric way of saying “pitch black”

Boo Radley only comes out at night, when you’re asleep so it’s pitch dark.

by BradleyIsANugget October 23, 2019

Patchfunding

a form of crowdfunding where a natural person can invest in licensed cannabis or agricultural projects whereby they sponsor a patch of green for a fixed amount of interest on the loan they give towards the OPEX of the project.

"...And Bob smiled as he sat back had a toke of his bat and looked as his money grows after loaning money to the Bangi.Gold - patchfunding initiative.."

by botmasterza November 9, 2020

Petchaphobia

The fear of getting trapped in Henderson and forgotten about

The petchaphobia has resulted in him always carrying a pair on bolt cutters.

by shwosty October 11, 2020