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Lil pump

The inventor of air as well as the second coming of jesus. Born in berlin in 1965, lil pump was a young child running from soviet troops since his early years. He shows his struggles through his song an example shows when in the lyrics "lil pump ooh, lil pump yah" he shows the struggle of his life as is emotions are being trained by the tyranny of his torture-filled life running from soviet spies and the KGB. After his entrance into harvard after the invention of air he then exclaimed "im sorry my friends, i must go and save the rap game for the good of the world". In conclusion lil pump is a true prophet and god
Bungo:HAIL PUMP
Moogis:YES BRUDDAH HAIL PUMP
Lil pump is the second coming of jesus
by Stoopid man January 18, 2018
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Pump Yer Maw

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.
Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"
by HAC May 17, 2006
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Fist Pumper

Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore (Bamboo, Deejays, etc.) and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.
Danielle: Hey Jen, do you want to go to Bamboo?
Jen: No, I want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at Bamboo on saturday nights.
by Vin-Diesel July 14, 2008
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one hump pump

A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking
Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!
by maz33 May 3, 2008
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Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.
Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?
by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006
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a yard of pump water

1.Some one who is very tall and skinny.

2.something that it is coming at you with force.
1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'

2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"
by Bob Bobby Bobson June 12, 2008
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knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
by skrats October 7, 2009
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