Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009

Pull a Meznick

A man sobbing uncontrollably over a balcony railing.

Guy's guy: OMG dude, check out that guy!
Man's man: Wow, look at him Pull a Meznick! How embarrassing!
Guy's guy: What?
Man's man: You know, sobbing uncontrollably over a balcony rail. Frequently found on ABC's The Bachelor/Bachelorette.

by BruceTheBoxer July 20, 2009

pull-a-part

A stripper joint in Columbia, SC, disguised as a car parts store for advertising and legalistic purposes. There is also one in Greenville, SC.

"guy 1: hey dude I need to get something for my car
guy 2: ok lets go to pull-a-part. the chicks that work there are so hott "

by bananaboo July 29, 2009

pull a Jason

Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.

coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."

by coworker A July 31, 2009

Pull A Dempsey

To screw up and absolutely make a fool of yourself.

HA HA in your face Mack way to Pull A Dempsey.

by IHeartDempsey January 6, 2010

Pull a Emma

Pulling a Emma is when someone calls you cute, however you either deny it or ask why you are cute. People don't really want to explain because its obvious but you just don't see it.

Peter: haha that's cute the way you do that :)
You: Whatever! How is it cute?!!! >:|
Peter: Omg why Pull a Emma for?! i don't want to explain! :)

by Cookies&Creamm June 5, 2010

Pull a slider

A very silent fart. So silent, it feels like its sliding through like a ninja, and then it gets smelly.

Idiot1: Ugh it smelt bad in that elevator.
Idiot2: LOL I pulled a slider!

Friend1: Who just pulled a slider?
Friend2: What? Pull a slider?
Friend3: LOL SBD BOMB

by MicrowaveSmartz July 3, 2010