Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012

chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014

morning pudding

Eating the pussy in the morning

I wake up and eat that morning pudding

by defdictd May 13, 2015

bleach pudding

Jizzing in a girls ass.

I gave her a large dose of bleach pudding last night.

by RamRodRick June 22, 2015

clam pudding

The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.

"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"

by Nktbnnnrs May 16, 2016

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Fapioca Pudding

When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.

My wife is so pissed that I made her eat my fapioca pudding.

by Huge Rod Pussy Assassin October 12, 2018