Puddle

A wet, slippery surface on a floor.
Caused by a water spill.

Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town

by RandomDefiner#760 March 29, 2023

Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023

Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway

When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear May 8, 2023

Puddle Piggy

A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse

"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"

by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023

puddlelights

A modern car that now shines a "bat signal" of its creator on the floor when you press the key fob open key!

Ey up shag, did you see Andys car has now got puddlelights?
Don't get excited....he'd used black gaffer tape and a cheap torch on scrappy blue!

by The vorest avenger December 29, 2023

puddlelights

A car manufacturers gimmick of a bat signal type light when the key fob is pressed open.

Ey up shag, did you see Andys cars got puddlelights?
Don't be fooled....he's just using black gaffer tape and a cheap torch mate.

by The vorest avenger December 29, 2023