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Alt-Paranoia

Short for Alt-account paranoia. When you make a alt-account out of fear of something bad happening.
Person 1: Dude why the hell did you make a different account for that
Person 2: I got Alt-Paranoia.
by Wario Defines January 19, 2021
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nasal panoosus

When the man is about to NUT and you nut in the other person's nose
Man, I just gave vikki the nasal panoosus last night! Hell yeah bro!
by Nasal_panoosus April 22, 2021
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Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App
“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia
by JonE28 July 15, 2021
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Bystanders Paranoia

To feel fear, or to feel threatened, from a situation that you have little control over or that you are not directly affected by. The overwhelming fear is usually not caused by the situation itself but by people exaggerating information to make you obsess over what's going on.

Bystanders Paranoia (or Citizens Paranoia) is different from feeling legitimate fear for yourself and your loved ones due to an outside force that has a significant of hurting you.

Bystanders Paranoia is fear that is, most of the time, brought on by political discourse, in which news sources and journalists over-hype to get you to feel more dependent on said news sources.

The fear will then cause the affected to spend every moment of their time focusing on nothing but how the news tells them to feel about the situation, afraid and unsafe.

Those affected by Bystanders Paranoia will be unable to recognize that the people telling them these stories are only manipulating their fear to get them to listen to more monotonous, disingenuous reports on the situation.
Boy 1: I'm kind of worried about Leann, she been doing nothing but watching CNN and reading ABC News for days. She always seems like she's terrified of something.
Girl 1: I think those news channels gave her Bystanders Paranoia. Poor thing.
Boy 2: I fucking hate journalists. All of them are fags.
by chatterbug779 August 1, 2021
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The Panoti Dev

He is the dev the one and only dev he can make good bad and bad good. You donot mess with him he can fuck you’re happiness. He is known as bat back he can unleash bats and make the world dark.
Don’t tell him he’s the panoti dev
by GODOFTHEEARTH November 24, 2021
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smashin panochas

When you’re fucking vaginas like a pornstar(hard and quick).
Guy1: what are you doing tonight bro
Guy2: I’m going to be smashin panochas all night long bro
Guy1: damn bro you’re lucky man
by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022
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Nicki Paranoia Syndrome

Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.
Person 1: Omg Nicki Minaj is shading me.
Person 2: She is not, you have Nicki Paranoia Syndrome.
by Anonymous112581 October 15, 2022
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