Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.

by Bebebox January 1, 2012

powder egg bombs

Easter eggs filled with baby powder to throw at people on holidays

powder egg bombs make great pranks

by porfkl June 21, 2011

Pilot Powder

Pilot Powder:

Noun: Unrefined cocaine, used to indicate a high so fucking strong that you literally fly. Literally.
Verb: To operate a crop-duster in a humanitarian relief capacity.

Note: Aviation should not be considered viable if you are a frequent drug user.

I absolutely fucking love pilot powder. I consider myself somewhat charitable.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Powdered kiss

When he/she puts pixie stick powder in their mouth and makeout with another person said powder in mouth

“Do you want a powdered kiss?”

by derm w March 18, 2023

Powder the nose

Snort cocaine

It's time to powder the nose.

by davinsoel February 24, 2023

powder room

In the 18th century women would retire to small rooms to snort cocaine and talk shit about their husbands and children.

Jennifer went to the powder room to freshen up.

by kangaruuu October 14, 2023

Forbidden Powder

Forbidden powder is a term for nose candy, or forbidden flour, or forbidden sugar. Basically cocaine.

Mark: *goes to the back of the CVS
Mark: Yea, I'm here for the forbidden powder.
Mysterious Man: You want... flour?
Mark: No, cocaine!
Mysterious Man: Well, say that next time, dumbass.

by MicrosoftTextSupport November 12, 2023