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face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.
Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.
by ekamarie April 6, 2010
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blind potato

A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.
I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!
by <rant> October 3, 2010
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Purple Potatoes

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this
by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018
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The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.
Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!
by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020
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Potato (🥔)

Any canadian with a slow mind and self confidence.
Alex is a real potato (🥔).
by Thefudger2102 January 6, 2020
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Frosty Potato

The act of putting one's ball sack on a bag of ice or otherwise cooling the testes to shrivel up resembling a "frosty potato," which then has oral stimulation provided by inserting the whole scrotum into preferred sexual partners mouth.
"Hey Dennis, I gave that skank an awesome frosty potato last night!"
by BigSparky December 1, 2013
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Georgia Potatoe

Wadded up sock that has been used as a nut rug
It wouldn't shut up, so I gave It a Georgia Potatoe
by NotZoff2 May 19, 2013
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