Poo-spew

To have the shits and be sick at the same time with no control of bodily functions.

My holiday belly is not to clever. I think I need a poo-spew.

I think I've got food poisoning, I poo-spewed everywhere

by Yummer1980 May 17, 2016

Poo Mood

When somebody is in a bad mood. It's crappy, it's nasty, it's poo.

Tim: How was your day at work?
Helena: It was crap!! We hardly got anything done!

Tim: So your in a poo mood then?

Helena: Yep
Tim: That sounds really shitty

Tim: How was your day at work?
Helena: It was crap!! We hardly got anything done!

Tim: So your in a poo mood then?

Helena: Yep
Tim: That sounds really shitty

by NayDD September 3, 2016

Cider Poo

When a person gets completely wasted on cider the day after they may have a cider poo which is commonly mistaken for diarrhoea but it can last for longer than the morning after.

Person. yo dude i was so wasted on cider last week

other person. is it man did you have a cider poo in the morning?

person. dude they lasted till like a day ago

by Rolphy March 2, 2009

poo cheese

wack, not good, stinky, foul, bad, ugly, not whats up!

Your post game is poo cheese.

by Jdab9999 December 29, 2011

GPS poo

The steadily increasing urge to take a crap when nearing proximity to a familiar toilet or bathroom.

Driving home from work today, I definately felt a case of GPS poo.

by MillerTime! August 13, 2007

The Huffington Poo

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.

Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Confidence Poo

(Adjective) A "wipe-less" poo that you are confident needs no wiping. The kind of poo that does not cause any mess or distress of the anal sphincter.

Just had a confidence poo, saved some money on toilet paper there.

by Wheres_my_wig March 19, 2011