Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Ping Pong

A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong

by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023

pong ji

An expression of hatred, love, and amazement... the definition changes depending on what situation you use the word in. When you are annoyed you say PONG Ji! When you are mad at someone you say PONG YOU! It varies through different feelings. You typically use it with friends and family and even with strangers. I use this word on a daily basis and I think you should too!

Ugh, pong ji I can’t believe I failed this test!

by quantishaOrpalisti December 6, 2020

Sans Pong

A super cool game found on gamejolt, which is an Undertale Fangame, usually played hours on end

- Hey, do you play sans pong?
- Yeah i love that game its so great and fun!
- You're so right omg!!!

by Gemmyyy February 13, 2021

subject pong

The activity of deflecting a specific subject to avoid answering questions.

When asked why Josh was failing at his job, Josh engaged in a game of subject pong to avoid answering the question and confuse the conversation.

by Tomcat2023 November 29, 2023

ping-pong championship

A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.

"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."

by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021