90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

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subject pong

The activity of deflecting a specific subject to avoid answering questions.

When asked why Josh was failing at his job, Josh engaged in a game of subject pong to avoid answering the question and confuse the conversation.

by Tomcat2023 November 29, 2023

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Ping Pong

Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack

"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"

by latrelljennings January 4, 2023

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Beer Pong

A game in which there are 10 red cups in a pyramid on each side of a table. 2 teams of 2 throw ping pong balls into the Red cups and must finish making all the cups before the other team. You must make ALL ten cups to claim victory.

RHM and JJP suck at beer pong!

by Boura November 24, 2018

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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

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