pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich May 19, 2018

Pineapple Hair

The leafy - plant thing on top of a pineapple.
Mentioned in Anix’s YT video, “building bloxburg in bikini bottom + FUNNY MOMENTS”.

I added pineapple hairs to my build.

by AnixIsTheBest June 16, 2020

got a pineapple

when you get a pineapple put up your ass after fucking up at work.

fucking hell old mate got a pineapple for fucking up the service schedule.

by Old Diamond February 14, 2022

Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.

I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.

by Booty ripper August 23, 2016

Pineapple Picaninny

Someone who is a Pacific Islander. Pineapple is in reference to them being from one of the many Pacific Islands. Picaninny is in reference to them being dark-skinned.

That Pineapple Picaninny is nothing more than an ape wearing clothes.

by bushnest February 22, 2022

pineapple passport

Border pass to gain entry into Queensland, Australia.

Hey Steve, have you got your pineapple passport yet? Na mate still waiting. Gonna have to get another COVID test if I can’t get in before tomorrow ey. Gonna miss shazzas wedding at this rate.

by justoaussie December 24, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

Another word for the leaves at the top of a pineapple.

Person one: “You should not eat the pineapple hairs”
Person two: “pineapple hairs??”
Person one: “look it up”

by madethisacountforpineapplehair June 16, 2020