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Philip

Philip is a dude That FAILS every class ever created. The class that is more failed amongst all of them are maths , he has failed every math test in the human history.
:Bro i just failed the math test

: Man stop being such a philip
by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022
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Philip

Every guy named Philip has a big dick and is insanely smart
Name of a Crazy hot man
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by Nickonaut March 26, 2022
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PhilipIno

A man that travels to small villages in the Philippines in hopes of buying a third world bride 👰 ♀️ only to be left in the dust of a green card.
Aww too bad so sad for that PhilipIno man!
by TittilyWinks April 16, 2022
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Philip

I am a philip simp! Everyone is a simp for him !
Me: omg he is so fine cuz he is philip
by Phiipstan1 May 21, 2022
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Philip

Philip may be known as a horse lover but it is simply their anatomy he adores. Philip is a kind and intelligent person with a love for oversized bottoms. Besides this and his admiration of southern exotic women, philip has a weakness for things others may call garbage found on the street. His talent for building lets him create true masterpieces of interior design out of trash. Although his ideas sometimes may sound extraterrestrial they truly just are a little futuristic. Altogether Philip has a great mind but also sometimes need to be reminded that he is only human.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
Example1

Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work

Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
by fifficent May 26, 2022
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Philipnuss

He's the kind of guy that you dream of, but didn't know it, until you meet him, irl.
He can always make you smile, even on the worst days, and is ready with a hug.

The problem is that if you fall in love, he won't, and he'll cut you off.
Plus leave you there, still with your feelings, but a broken heart.
Person 1: "What are you crying about?"
Person 2: "Philipnuss"
by Narry girl May 30, 2022
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Philipino Potluck

A large, sexual gathering consisting of at least four Filipinos. Each attendee must take turns eating flan off of anothers genitals.
"Hey man did you go to that company event?"

"Yeah bro, I think I've still got my coworkers pubes stuck in my teeth from the Flan I ate, I'm never going to a Philipino Potluck again!"
by Ahhhhhhhhhhh34 July 28, 2022
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