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Together with Sarahs, Julias are the best infant aunts. Not only will they bring you homecooked food and watch your newborn child while you try to get some rest, they will pick it up and make sure it wont miss the scheduled pediatrician appointment in case your boyfriend got a gastrointestinal infection from accidentaly eating babypoo, because he did not wash his hands after changing the dipers.

Julias know everything about babycare and babycare products. They are very skilled cradlers and experts for calming techniques. Julias can be very protective about their nephews at times and the clear boundaries in her soft spoken voice make ill intented invaders shy away and babys feel save in her arms. Julias also have great taste in infant fashion.
While Julias make babycare look so easy, they tend to be rather hard on themselves when it comes to raising their own children. Thats why they will often only have children in their late thirtys, almost fourties.
1.

- omg, her sister is amazing. Shes like the best aunt ever. She makes everything look so easy. Does she have any kids of her own? i wonder.. because she would make a great mom.
- i know, right? Idk, she must be a Julia! They do everything at their own pace.

2.

- that baby looks so cute. i wanna smell its hair while its sleeping.
- careful, i think thats a Julia watching it. Lets just keep it moving.
by fifficent April 9, 2022
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Philip may be known as a horse lover but it is simply their anatomy he adores. Philip is a kind and intelligent person with a love for oversized bottoms. Besides this and his admiration of southern exotic women, philip has a weakness for things others may call garbage found on the street. His talent for building lets him create true masterpieces of interior design out of trash. Although his ideas sometimes may sound extraterrestrial they truly just are a little futuristic. Altogether Philip has a great mind but also sometimes need to be reminded that he is only human.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
Example1

Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work

Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
by fifficent May 26, 2022
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