Pencilling

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.

1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!

by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

slim penciling

its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people

The was a dude slim penciling on the dance floor.

by DudeISpeakIbionics March 5, 2021

Pencil

A type of sex toy

Is that e pencil?
Yeah let me stick it in my a**

by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021

Pencil

A type of sex toy used by hardcores

Girl: Is that a pencil?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl: OOO LEMME STICK IT IN MY A**

by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021

Pencil

Analism Contraction used for Analing and thrusting in and out of the anus until shat on

Person 1: Koen used his pencil so strong on me
Person 2: Oh really?, does it feel good?
Person 1: Very, I love the way he sticks it all the way up me

by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021

Pencil Neck

Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.

Timmy is such a Pencil Neck

by liamrr18 March 23, 2021