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Jonas paradox

When a great looking guy is so good looking that he can't get any girls.
"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two
by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013
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The hater Paradox

The hater parodox refers to the idea that because a 'hater' generally goes around and hates on everyone they deem uncool or otherwise, for some reason, do to the fact they are a hater and haters are in fact losers they should hate on themselves, producing a self hating hater, Hopefully that because of this paradox all haters will die out by 2012
Hey man did you hear, the hater paradox has been proven by einstiens ghost!
by Kylefromdetox May 14, 2010
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Peter's paradox

The Peter paradox was coined when trying to explain how a person could simultaneously be incredible nice but also a massive dick. It is believed the occurrence of the Peter paradox is caused by a form of cognitive dissonance, brought on my long term emotional turmoil and misuse of alcohol. The term was named after the subject of the initial discussion, Peter.
"Jane was so supportive when me and Tom broke up, but now she wont stop making fun of me for going out with the jerk."
"Jane can be a real bitch some times, I just don't know why she does it."
"It's Peter's paradox Sarah, we'll just never know."
by Kim41 August 18, 2013
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Pasadena

a place near the best down, severna park, and the even better town of annapolis. people are horribly unattractive and wanna-be ghetto. it is a shame that perfectly good land has to be inhabited by fugy hoes.
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time paradox

like your stuck in time. time goes nowhere
Its like were stuck in a fucking time paradox where neither our wisdom or your virginity will ever escape
by trife August 17, 2006
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pasadena opossum

1: An opossum is a marsupial from the United States. A Pasadena Opossum is presumably one from Pasadena. There are three cities in the US with this name, one in Texas, one in California and another in Maryland.

2: A character from the Crash Bandicoot series of video games. Pasadena is a tall slim female created by eccentric scientist Dr Van Clutch to compete in cart races around his theme park. Pasadena has a Texan accent and her long tail is used as a third hand. She comes across as a bit of a stereotype valley girl. It is obvious she fancies Crash, though the feeling is not mutual.
"That Pasadena Opossum is just gorgeous. I wouldn't mind going round the track with her a few times".

Seek urgent help.
by Stormsworder January 12, 2007
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Paradox Sniping

A roblox phantom forces sniping team, consisting of the best players, editors & designers in the community.
'Paradox Sw1zz is the fucking worst editor within the team, I hope he get's cancer. He makes Paradox Sniping look horrible.'
by dreamscape.png November 24, 2018
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